Thursday, October 29, 2009

Paco: I am overwhelmed, working in the fields is tough and the jefe is on my case. I can pay you in tomatoes or with my daughter's affection.

Dr. Bassington:

Forget the tomatoes............. And.... I assume your daughter is of age, correct? Bah, never mind. YOU NEED HELP! Let me show you the answer:


All you need to do to diagnose your problem is click on one of the helpful pieces of information on the side of this site. If this doesn't solve your problem, contact me immediately. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about, I've been in the medical field for over 45 years now. I started out as a janitor, so I KNOW buddy, believe me, I've been there.

My office hours are as follows:
- always


*Just a Reminder: If I am not golfing, fishing, or at a cockfight then I am available. When I am involved in activity of those natures, it will be impossible for you to reach me. Even if you are on your deathbed. Sorry, Paco.



2 comments:

  1. I know Dr.Bassington. I didn't know he was out of jail. My God people, he's been insane for years. I hope and pray he hasn't got his licence back to practice again!
    Dr. Swan

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  2. Doc Bassington ain't so bad, I mean he used to convert my cheap weed to a home-made HASH that was decent. He showed me naked pictures of his ex and she looked wonderful. Last I heard, he was in Flordia working at a addiction clinic.

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