Thursday, October 29, 2009

Paco: CANCER?!?!!?! What kind of information do you require, doctor of 45 years?

Dr. Bassington:
In this type of evaluation, of course we will need the following:

- eating habits
- sleeping habits
- alcohol consumption (on a weekly basis)
- sperm count
- show size
- gender
- occupation
- favorite color
- number of felines in your possession (if more than 2, consult my dearest colleague, Dr. Swan)
- music
- city water or well water?
- time zone residing in


*Note: I have been practicing medicine for the course of over 45 years now. I know what I'm talking about. Trust me.

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