Thursday, October 29, 2009

Dr. for quite some time now, I've not been feeling myself, and a person with your esteemed reputation could help me with this problem.

With over 45 years of practice in neurosurgery, psychology, and studying human psychosis behavior, I always find it difficult to analyze cases such as yours. Without more information, I cannot give you an accurate and helpful diagnosis. You may have cancer. Then again, it may be a hangover. Could you please elaborate more about your symptoms?


In layman's terms:
I NEED INFORMATION. I MUST HAVE MORE INFORMATION. THIS IS CRITICAL TO YOUR WELL BEING! MY GOD MAN, YOU NEED HELP! PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH THE NECESSARY INFORMATION!



*BTW: I no longer do work pro-bono.

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